Cosmic Butter: Intergalactic Slide Tech
Forged from a precision mix of paraffin and beeswax, this wax isn’t just smooth—it’s engineered. Infused with a top-secret compound rumored to be harvested from a fallen meteor, Cosmic Butter bonds at the molecular level to reduce friction and boost slide velocity. The result? A buttery glide that defies gravity and feels straight-up alien.
